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FEATURE FILMS ON VIDEO
VARIETEASE (1954)
Code No. S121, Color, Stereo, 74 min.
BETTY PAGE in a charmingly coy 5.5 min. Harem dance which for all its modesty is still a wonderful classic as she shimmies & shimmers without actually removing a single Persian Silk. Also, rising head & cleavage above the rest of the stripper chorus is the serene LILI ST. CYR in an ultra tame routine which could serve as the perfect 1st reel for her more revealing work elsewhere.
TEASERAMA (1955)
Code No. S 122, Color, Stereo, 66 min.
In '55 Klaw carried this format to a higher level of glamour & spice by showing 7 featured strippers with some tasteful exposure. Like Varietease, this version begins with a short preview reel & original titles followed by the main event in high quality image & color. BETTY PAGE leads off without shedding a single item but then becomes the title card girl who introduces the other acts beginning with TEMPEST STORM. Betty joins Tempest as her personal maid & the 2 pose & primp for 10 luxurious minutes in black lingerie as Betty helps her curvaceous mistress stuff herself into her suggestive body armour. 4 fairly average bumpengrinders do brief routines & then TEMPEST is back for another 4.5 min. of vintage stage strutting. SHERRY KNIGHT does classic pose & peel down to the regulation gauze bra & panties and then BETTY returns to peel corset & skirt in a 6 min. swoon & pout session and the grand finale is 7 min. of bump & rump with TEMPEST doing her famous Horizontal Tit Wiggle as gauze bra & proud pasties rock back & forth hypnotically. Tho not even a single nipple takes a bow in this stylish concoction these magic moments are gilded pinnacles of the great tradition of glamorous Striptease.
STREET OF 1000 PLEASURES (1970)
Code No. S126 Color, Stereo,7 min.
USCHI DIGART, MICHELLE ANGELO & JOYCE GIBSON (MANDEL) star in this landmark nudie-cutie shot in the psychedelic sensualist style of the summer of love. The camera not only leaps off the tripod but floats all over the set & bumps into soft bouncy things in a point of view that puts us in the eye of the beholder & even catches our mitts swinging around from the side to grab a handful of pulchritude. MICHELLE is the most accomodating touchee while JOYCE prefers to remain statuesque & aloof albeit fully nude. The plot has our antagonist visiting a desert harem slave market & sampling the wares sometimes in simulated humping. The joy of this colourful bazaar of boobies however is the ribald fantasy of rolling around the seraglio with out trio of bountiful breast queens & a couple of dozen other equally shameless naked hussies. This major step beyond the stand back & let 'er peel style almost puts the mighty mammeries right in the lap of the viewer. Color & image quality are very good.
FOR LOVE & MONEY (1967)
Code No. S 123. Color, Sound, 75 min.
A Nudie Cutie movie for MICHELLE ANGELO fanatics only. See Majestic Michelle actually walk & talk & strip & fool around with a real dopey guy all in flaming color. 5 good min. of a great model in an otherwise grade D movie.
NYMPHS ANONYMOUS (1968)
Code No. S 173. B & W, Mono, 90 min.
MICHELLE ANGELO worshippers only. See our heroine in melodramatic action & in a wrestle-strip tussle with boy & girl in thrilling but too brief hi-jinx. only 4-5 min. of mighty Michelle.
BELL BARE & BEAUTIFUL (1963)
Code No. S 124. B & W, Mono, 64 min.
For VIRGINIA BELL fanatics only; this is a typical Nudie Cutie feature but it offers 6.5 min. of original V.Bell late career stage stripping in full Burly-Q regalia & about 4 min. of her totally nude but static in a nudist camp. A real time trip for those fans who want to get up close & personal with the famous torpedo-titted temptress.
THE BIG SNATCH (1968)
Code No. S 134. Color, Stereo, 77 min.
USCHI DIGART fanatics only. She walks, she talks & She spends about 10 min. doing strip & stretch & bouncing her huge bumpers in simulated sex in an otherwise awful film tho 2 other girls provide some brief diversion.
USCHI'S HOLLYWOOD ADVENTURE (1972)
Code No. S167. Color, Mono, 60 min.
The Sensational Scandinavian Stack Star does simulated lezbo sex in this 70's sexploitation tit-flic with a very fine solo bed roll & lots of lusty grabbing & squeezing which really reveals the fluid dynamics of the well filled wonder juggs. Image quality is very good except for some atmospheric emulsion scratches & a heaping dose of the Digart Double D's in action make this an Uschi treasure.
BLAZE STARR GOES NUDIST (1963)
Code No. S 158. Color, Mono, 75 min.
Blazing Sun. Blazing Color & Blaze Starr stark nekkid. Altho we never see any of those nasty & at that time illegal pubic pelts, we do get enuf nude B.S. to see exactly how she stacks up against the other great Striptease Queens of the day & we do get some hint of the person behind the pout & the beehive. The nudist camp is utterly asexual but there are brief moments of naturist charm & the image quality of this bizarre document is excellent. In a phrase, "gold, lame (lam-ay) pedal-pushers".
INTIMATE DIARY OF AN ARTIST'S MODEL (1963)
Code No. S 140. Color, Stereo, 70 min.
Imagine a behind the scenes movie about nude modeling in the early 60s with Florida locations, models supplied by Bunny Yeager & at least a dozen really shapely bunny babes posing in the buff & cavorting in the warm sun. The film style is 50s mundane but this only heightens the sense of surreal as unknown tit-queens like the Michelle Angelo clone with beehive hairdo pop out of their period gowns. We follow a naοve heroine from nude figure art model to centerfold & the film unrolls an amazing vision of the stark reality of shooting the great bare skin stars of the 50s & 60s in a sharp & colorful rendering.
HOLLYWOOD BURLESQUE (1948)
Code No. S 125. B & W, Mono, 65 min.
The Real Thing filmed on stage at the Hollywood Theatre. This lavish extravaganza includes all the variety, style & charm of Burlesque at its zenith vaudeville with tits. There are 6 featured strippers & a 5 min. finale with the headliner strip stylings of Hillary Dawn. Not the 7 greatest figures in the history of BQ but one of the best complete shows ever recorded.
INTERNATIONAL BURLESQUE (1950)
Code No. S151. B&W, Stereo, 60 min.
A half dozen ultra classy 40s strip routines are the meat in this bogus travelogue stew and they are so well done that they look like naughty bits from feature films. Mixed with some low comedy & hi-art European theatre bits they give a rich illusion of world Burlesque with triple-A hi-lites.
STRIPTEASE GIRL (1952)
Code No. S117. B & W, Mono, 60 min.
Genuine Burly-Q stage strippers from the glory days of the art. Most of the girls are representative of the circuit which means not exactly perfect figures but the star of this Carnaval is the monumentally equipped TEMPEST STORM performing her full original routine from gold lame gown right down to g-string & soaring pasties.
VEGAS NIGHTS (1954)
Code No. S 150. B&W, Stereo, 58 min.
Amazing time travel to Vegas in the 50s. Floor shows, Burly babes, bump & grinders and naughty nightclubs & all are accompanied by original scores. Only a rube would believe that all this was actually shot in Sin City but who cares? A fine panorama of stage strippers from the heart of the golden age with an extra 17 min. of striptease filler flics at the tail.
A NIGHT AT THE FOLLIES (1956)
Code No. S132. B & W, Mono, 71 min.
A complete Burly show from L.A.'s Follies Theatre with all the trimmings kicked off by a dozen dancing girls. Another great record of how it really was in the heyday of Striptease with 5 girls in the supporting cast & a headline performance by the splendid EVELYN "Treasure Chest" West doing a version of her famous "hubba-hubba" talk & tease strip routines.
KISS ME BABY (1957)
Code No. S138. B&W/Color,Stereo, 90 min.
Another complete burlesque show filmed by the most famous director of the genre, Lillian Hunt. 71 min. of the classic comics & peelers are followed by a full 9 min. of the star attraction, curvaceous TAFFY O'NEILL doing the familiar 3 part layered peel leaves her in pointed pasties & slender g-string as the action switches to color for 8.5 min. of Striptease Revealed which has LILY ST CYR back in her famous bath-tub & TEMPEST STORM bursting out of silver lame to shimmy & shake in the legal minimum pasties & g-string. Very good image quality from an original negative.
"LOOP COLLECTIONS" ON VIDEO FROM SOMETHING WEIRD
GENERAL NOTES
Described below are several series of videos from Something Weird which contain many different films gathered together in "potpourri" collections. The series have titles which suggest clear categories but these are really just general guidelines and any given volume may contain films in black & white and in color, big busts & small, classic strippers & motel models, sparkling gems from original negatives & heavily scratched or color shifted old release-prints. This unpredictable mix of great glamour girls & raunchy rejects is a perfect mirror of what the viewer used to see in peepshow arcades. Each volume may feature from 20 to 120 different nude models. Our method of reviewing these volumes is therefore to mention the hi-lites in tapes that we feel are good values overrall. Since some of these series contain hundreds of volumes we are nowhere near having seen all of them nor can we list every appearance but we will continue to add more reviews of Something Weird titles at regular intervals.
SUPER BOOBS Vol. 1
Code No. S 175 Mostly B&W,Stereo, 120 min.
Features the Color footage of Viginia Bell from 'Lullaby of Bareland', very good films of Busty Brown & Sherrie Knight & other cleavage queens in very good image quality. This series of tapes is a real improvement in the focus & image quality of Something Weird's big boob tapes.
SUPER BOOBS Vol. 2
Code No. S180 B&W, stereo, 2hrs. 15 min.
Featuring 11 Big Busty models & 11.5 min. of a great D-cup blondie who looks like Busty Brown's younger sister, this B&W classic busty girl tape also has 2 Virginia Bell films, 2 Sherrie Knight types & an 11.5 min. version of the Busty Brown bathroom film.
SUPER BOOBS Vol. 3
Code No. S181 Mostly Color, stereo, 1hr. 53 min.
After a 10 min. B&W opener, this tape is all color with 12 Tit Queens & the 1st color footage we have ever seen on ALLISON SANBORN (13.5 min.) and GEORGIA HOLDEN (9.47 min). Several very shapely brunettes contribute lots of close-up booby wiggles as rarely seen stacked starlets are stripped for action in really decent color & image quality.
SUPER BOOBS Vol. 4
Code No. S182 ALL COLOR , stereo, 1 hr. 45 min.
Another all color assemblage of Big Breasted models from the long lost 'Starlight' series of girlie loops starring a dozen little known Busty or Super Busty Babes. Even when a girl is not a triple A knockout, good posing and good direction often produce Titbit Highlight quality scenes that make their subjects seem sublime.
SUPER BOOBS Vol. 5
Code No. S183 ALL COLOR, stereo, 1 hr. 51 min.
More All Color Unknown Udder girls from Starlight. Other than 9 min. of GEORGIA HOLDEN who is already down to baby blue panties for her extended bedroll, none of these nudies is a classic Petty Girl shape but many of their films would be fine fuel for the great TITBITS fire if some ruthless editor were to hack them to bits.
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NUDIE CUTIES Vol. 1
Code No. S 94 Mostly B&W, Stereo, 90 min.
A quartet of nudist cuties visits Catalina & a couple of girls do very titillating calisthenics.
NUDIE CUTIES Vol. 3
Code No. S 96 B&W, Stereo, 99 min.
At least 5 very fine figures, the lovely polka-dot bikini girl, a wonderful tit-wiggler who looks like Marilyn & 2min. 16sec more of the Betty Page lookalike from Classic Strip & GF Vol. 18.
NUDIE CUTIES Vol. 4
Code No. S 97 B&W,Stereo,94 min.
1 Min. 6 sec. of a Busty Brown film not seen elsewhere.
NUDIE CUTIES Vol. 5
Code No. S 103 B&W, Stereo,112 min.
Original B&W peepshow reels incl. many mini movies, 2 fine blondes one performing the magic tit-wiggle & many more; from the 40s,50s.
NUDIE CUTIES Vol. 6
Code No. S 104 B&W,Color, Stereo,104 min.
A great little blonde tit-shaker, a nudist family in the woods & 4 color films.
NUDIE CUTIES Vol. 7
Code No. S 105 B&W, Stereo, 120 min.
Sherrie Knight in the great outdoors and 5 min. of the delectable Candee Earle in nude bed roll.
NUDIE CUTIES Vol. 8
Code No. S 106 B&W, Stereo, 118 min.
A great blonde and 7 girls poolside competing in the sun worshipper stakes.
NUDIE CUTIES Vol. 9
Code No. S 112 Color,B&W,Stereo,120 min.
40 to 50 films with 5 min. of Kellie Everts bed-roll (b&w), 5 min. of a very nubile brunette & the ever busty Laine Carlin.
NUDIE CUTIES Vol. 10
Code No. S 113 Color, B&W, Stereo,120 min.
Films of the 60s. 40 min. in color & 2 girls doing admirable "tits from below" work.
NUDIE CUTIES Vol. 11
Code No. S 114 Color, B&W, Stereo, 120 min.
55 min. of color, a Lollobrigida type & very bouncy brunette using a "vibro-belt massager".
NUDIE CUTIES Vol. 12
Code No. S 115 Color, B&W, Stereo, 120 min.
A Big Boobananza. Roberta Pedon showers in B&W & then joins another Big Buster in the pool & in "from below" poses wearing only suntan oil. A BB brunette, an xlnt busty blondie, a great Jane Reynolds film & a fabulous Vicki Lane film all in blooming color. Vicki & 5 others set sail in a french nudie flic. C. 80 min. of color cleavage.
NUDIE CUTIES Vol. 14
Code No. S136 Color, B&W, Stereo, 120 min.
Mostly B&W with Honey Bee looking super busty, a nasty blonde stage stripper in sequined g-string, a great naked couch tomato with marcelled hair & a sweet little shape & a nude duo sipping cocktails.
BIG BUST LOOPS Vol. 1
Code No. S 118 Color, B&W,Stereo, 120 min.
Begins with some repeats from Nudie Cutie 12 followed by Laine Carlin doing jiggles & Margaret Middleton at play, both in B&W. There are a half dozen outdoor girls, a full busted black girl, a fine but brief outdoor bit with Busty Brown & friend. Many good figures well revealed.
BIG BUST LOOPS Vol. 2
Code No. S 119 Color, B&W, Stereo, 120 min.
Offers 5 min. of Kellie Everts in panties to nudity, 2.5 min. of a fine "tits from below" brunette, 2.5 min. of Candy Barr's Boudoir Belle with topless prancing, Allison Sanborn in panties & pasties, Busty Brown outside in a polka dot bikini bottom, Busty Brown in a loop called 'Lusty' all in B&W and about 24 sec. of a fab outdoor color babe who deserves far more than this tiny taste.
BIG BUST LOOPS Vol. 3
Code No. S 120 Color, B&W, Stereo, 120 min.
In B&W, a Sherrie Knight type, Jane Reynolds, Margaret Middleton, Busty Brown & a Joan Brakeman type. Many typical 50s peelers and about 15% color.
BIG BUST LOOPS Vol. 4
Code No. S135 Color, B&W, Stereo, 120 min.
A full blown buster babe on the beach, Margaret Middleton, a great pointy hairdo-blonde, 3 min. of Candee Earle & a classic example of glamour style with 2 stellar big bust nudes & friends on a wooden yacht adventure.
BIG BUST LOOPS Vol. 7
Code No. S 139 Color, B&W, Stereo, 120 min.
Starring a 14.5 min. Virginia Bell film in which the pneumatic one plays with a stuffed poodle & poses naked in hi heels, Candy Barr in a shortie flic, both films VG B&W quality and a half dozen Harrison Marks loops of varying quality but showcasing some of his famous figurines such as Pamela Green in a very representative example of vintage Marksism.
GRINDHOUSE FOLLIES Vol. 1
Code No. S 102 B&W, Stereo, 60 min.
24 short films from the Burly-Q short subject genre such as 'Sheba Wore No Nylons' and 'Red Hot Momma' which stars Jennie Lee.
GRINDHOUSE FOLLIES Vol. 4
Code No. S 116 B&W, Stereo, 115 min.
Stage Burly routines from the 50s with 2 loops of a zoftig-plus Jennie Lee among 40 50 flics.
GRINDHOUSE FOLLIES Front Row Special
Code No. S133 Color,B&W,Stereo, 120 min.
The 1st half of this version offers a wild variety of fairly average bump & grind girls in B&W and another third is devoted to the same scenario in really bad color. The hi-lites are Lili St Cyr in yet another version of her bathtub tease & a publicity stunt in which Tempest Storm has her boobies cast in plaster followed by Tempest doing 5 min. of very fine & full color stage stripping in skintight silver.
GRINDHOUSE FOLLIES Vol. 6
Code No. S137 B&W, Stereo, 120 min.
30 weird vintage stripper flics with a great overexposed redhead, a homely but voluptuous busty stage star and a lovely Betty Boop type brunette doing the 'Fire Dance'. A classy little collection.